This was for fun! No wonder she likes those pivot tables…
They say that some people look like their dogs, but we have taken it to a whole new level.
After our new shelves were installed, Shelby took it upon herself to reorganize the apartment while I was out of town…without asking permission.
4:30 PM Purchased West Elm shelving unit. It is bigger than our bodies put together.
4:45 PM Store clerk offers a dolly cart.
4:47 PM Offer declined in favor of cab. Dragged box to corner.
5:00 PM Shift change. Failed to flag down cab.
5:30 PM Hauled box 6 blocks to front door. Chivalry is DEAD.
6:00 PM Lugged box up 4 flights of stairs.
7:00 PM Handyman arrives. Speaks, but talks about nothing. Charges by the hour.
10:30 PM 3.5 hours later: Handyman takes picture of shelving unit to prove to his friends that he put it together.
11:00 PM Mystified at what just occurred. Went to bar to drink it off. Permission to skip the gym tomorrow.
Two women, one dead plant. Good thing we don’t have a puppy.
We can each be in our own bed and have a conversation in a normal tone of voice.
Bought brand new red shiny rain boots. She wore them first!