Superior Organizational Skills (that Britney Spears CD is NOT mine!)
This was for fun! No wonder she likes those pivot tables…
There's more Country in this pile than there is in Nashville.
The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree
They say that some people look like their dogs, but we have taken it to a whole new level.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Self Motivated! (She moved my piles)
After our new shelves were installed, Shelby took it upon herself to reorganize the apartment while I was out of town…without asking permission.
It only took two years.
Mean Streets of NYC: Conquered
4:30 PM Purchased West Elm shelving unit. It is bigger than our bodies put together.
4:45 PM Store clerk offers a dolly cart.
4:47 PM Offer declined in favor of cab. Dragged box to corner.
5:00 PM Shift change. Failed to flag down cab.
5:30 PM Hauled box 6 blocks to front door. Chivalry is DEAD.
6:00 PM Lugged box up 4 flights of stairs.
7:00 PM Handyman arrives. Speaks, but talks about nothing. Charges by the hour.
10:30 PM 3.5 hours later: Handyman takes picture of shelving unit to prove to his friends that he put it together.
11:00 PM Mystified at what just occurred. Went to bar to drink it off. Permission to skip the gym tomorrow.
Who knew that brick walls meant no dinner.
Don’t Stay. All the Plants are Gonna Die!
Two women, one dead plant. Good thing we don’t have a puppy.
Our love fern.
Pillow Talk. Redefined.
We can each be in our own bed and have a conversation in a normal tone of voice.
There are no secrets.
It’s raining. Where are my boots?
Bought brand new red shiny rain boots. She wore them first!
Hey. Those are mine.
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